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Oranges are the hardest fruit to eat.

I can’t peel them because I have no nails, so I had to ask Jean to peel it for me at work, THEN the segments didn’t come apart properly so I had to literally eat it like I would an apple. Thus inducing copious amounts of juice to dribble everywhere.

It’s not attractive. Now I’m all sticky & will have to go have a bath in the toilets to rid myself of this citrus facial/manicure.

There should be an orange peeler, like a potato peeler, so people like me can buy them and eat oranges happily. If anyone knows the existence of this invention please link me! :)

In other news, oranges are speed food, so I’m going to eat every single one of them, even if it means I have to eat them with a bib on!