"I'd love to look like one of these fabulous 70-year-old glamazon women you see in a high budget film funeral scene, with blood red talons and noir Mugler suits, but I think I'm a little more tacky than that. In my dreams, I'd wear those gold robotic Balenciaga leggings with an astrakhan suit jacket and some killer shoes."
--Joseph Harwood in conversation with the Vinyl Chronicles when asked, "If you were to attend your own funeral, what would you wear?"