Dear St. Valentine:
How can I celebrate a day devoted to love, in a world torn asunder by violence and unrest? What lover should I choose to pluck rose petals for me to sleep on? If I get stuck in a horrible blizzard, who will restore my mane to its natural beauty? What eyeshadow should I wear tonight?
How can I celebrate a day devoted to love, in a world torn asunder by violence and unrest? What lover should I choose to pluck rose petals for me to sleep on? If I get stuck in a horrible blizzard, who will restore my mane to its natural beauty? What eyeshadow should I wear tonight?
Saint Valentine: "If your sweetheart is too upset about the world for romance, stir them up with a cup of Castillian hot cocoa using Dagoba cocoa powder. (They support ecological wildlife corridors in the rainforest.)
Choose the one who is best at plucking roses for you.
If your hair is all crazy from snowstorms or blow dryers, dab a nickel or two of Bumble and Bumble Grooming Creme into the palms of your hands, rub them together, and apply evenly.
"Eye" see a dilemma, mainly involving terrible puns? Anyhoo. Try on the new Mac Sultress eyeshadow quad because the smokin' "Aria" shade (bottom left-hand corner) will look fab-u across your eyelid and blended along the brow bone."
Look there, now see. The world is a better place already.
