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Oscar Hotties in Our Multipurpose Room

This year I loved the Oscar's because nobody spoke English, and the only people who did were gay or Jewish. I watched all 5 billion hours of the Oscar's and two hours of Red Carpet chatter, because--Joan Rivers. Because Joan Rivers. Melissa Rivers looked sicklyas a brunette. Maggie looked better than usual in Proenza Schouler. Yahoo says Gwyneth was one of the "worst dressed," but I think she was all bijou in her Zac Posen apricot mermaid dress. On the red carpet, Jennifer Hudson's a great person...

Giveaway: DuWop Power Kiss

Dear readers,As you can see, our Photoshop is down, but pucker up with DuWop Power Kiss, hot lip venom and matching case. We're giving away a free set. If you can't wait to win, EG says buy one. A portion of your purchase will go to CEW's Cancer and Careers, an organization that helps working women who are fighting cancer.Best,CharlotteWin it or buy it: DuWop Power Kiss ($22.50), Sepho...

Max Factor's "Spokesdiva" Carmen Electra & Vintage Vixen

So our unqualified admiration for Carmen Electra even causes us to wonder how and why we dig Carmen Electra so much.Is is because she loves Grease 2 !!!!, collecting lingerie, and drinking Sex on the Beaches? All of the above, girlfriends. In my apartmentosphere, this basically makes her a celebrity patroned saint. She's so over Dave Navarro, and we're into Max Factor Vintage Vixen, a shady trio of violets and moody blues. We've seen it on the shelf for a few months, but this weekend I couldn't...

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Seth and Summer, m-m-m-married! on the O.C. We know. Talk about ...

Dig It, Hide It, Steal It

Tonight Jose Rivera, head makeup artist was working his stuff on the Sephora Beauty Premiere on HSN (just killing time before the O.C.'s final episode, since Ugly Betty was on pause)....anyhow, he was demonstrating the Make Up Forever 5 Camouflage Concealer palette. Instead of dipping his hand into the palette and applying it to the face directly, Mr. Rivera gently blends the different shades together in the palm of his hand. I know, it's not exactly brain surgery, but the results speak for themselves....

Be Cheeky: Clinique Fresh Bloom Spring 2007

Clinique's Fresh Bloom is more than smart packaging. The two tones can be blended together, or used separately for different effects. Warm up with the background, or stick to the petals for a deeper flush.Buy it: Clinique Fresh Bloom in Limited Peony, Almond Blossom, Posy, and Plum Poppy ($29.50), Clinique or department stores worldwi...

Zac Posen: Berry Effective Pouts

At NY Fashion Week, Zac Posen's shift to darker tones was a surprise, but he won us over with his sophisticated take on glamour girl "mermaid" dresses, cut for the Oscar's, and this awesome ruffled apricot outfit.The Zac Posen makeup palette was "berry" on the lips and applied lightly Mac's Laid Back BlushCreme across the cheekbones. Charlotte Tilbury, their makeup artist, applied (90% sure on this) a dramatic coat of Mac Satin Taupe eyeshadow all around the eye, and filled in brows with Mac Lingering...

Sweet On You

Valentine's Day celebrates love, sighing and hearts, and so it's totally cool by us. Some people get down on this holiday and its commercialism, but seriously, talk to the hand. There's love! mittens to punch anti-Valentine-ettes and ex-boyfriends.All good Valentines get red lipstick to smooch in, and sweatshirts for cuddling. Buy it: Wooden Ships Valentine's Day! mittens ($48), Kitson; L'Oreal Colour Riche lipstick in Drumbeat Red ($8), your local drugstore; Rainbow Heart Sweatshirt ($30), Fred...

Saint Valentine Mailbox

Dear St. Valentine:How can I celebrate a day devoted to love, in a world torn asunder by violence and unrest? What lover should I choose to pluck rose petals for me to sleep on? If I get stuck in a horrible blizzard, who will restore my mane to its natural beauty? What eyeshadow should I wear tonight?Saint Valentine: "If your sweetheart is too upset about the world for romance, stir them up with a cup of Castillian hot cocoa using Dagoba cocoa powder. (They support ecological wildlife corridors...

Atoosa Out, Seventeen In

Atoosa, Atoosa, Atoosa. Seventeen seems better than ever now that she's left. For one, they have instructions on Sienna Miller-type braids and a magical diagram of Beyonce's fa...

GlowFusion Airglow

This product is just proof that the world would be a gentler, safer place if women were in charge. GlowFusion Airglow is a self-tanning airbrush gun, and the cartridge holds the Micro-Nutrient Tinted Protein Tan Mist loaded with natural cocoa. Shoot, spray, and tan. In plain terms, only a woman would know to load her gun with chocolate happiness serum. Ready to blast? Oh yeah and before I forget, give a wink for NFL eye candy. The Gov't is totally watching them.Buy it: GlowFusion Airglow by Fusion...

Magazine Scoop

In the lastest issue of InStyle, we learn that America Ferrera ("Ugly Betty") keeps pretty by washing her face with Mario Badescu Strawberry Face Scrub and then dabbing on Kiehl's lip balm. Also, it says in Us Weekly, that Jennifer Morrison, the female doctor on House, uses Epicuren Facial Emulsion this winter. The apricot oils protect the skin and House's Nielsen ratings. (Mean doctors, hooray!) For more winter skin regimen tips, check out this excellent interview on Product Perfect with, no offense...

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